Chords

D             A      D             A 
I got nasty habits, I take tea at three 
            D                A 
Yes and the meat I eat for dinner 
       D               A 
Must be hung up for a week 
      D                    A 
My best friend he shoots water rats, 
      D                A 
And feeds them to his geese 
  D                       A 
Don't ya think there's a place for you 
D                A 
In between the sheets? 
 
E 
Come now, honey, 
         G                 A 
We can build a place for three 
E 
Come on now honey, 
G                            A 
Don't ya wanna live with me? 
 
There's a score of hair-brained children 
They're all locked in the nursery 
They got earphone heads they got dirty necks 
They're so 20th century 
Well they cue up for the bathroom 
'round about 7:35 
Don't ya think we need a womans touch to make it come alive?? 
 
You'd look good pram pushing, 
down the high street 
Come on now honey, 
Don't ya wanna live with me? 
 
(Last verse--no Chorus, just keep playing D, A) 
Oh, the servants they're so helpful, dear 
The cook she is a whore 
Yes, The butler has a place for her 
behind the pantry door 
The maid, she's French, She's got no sense 
She's from the Crazy Horse 
When she strips, the chauffeur flips 
The footman's eyes be crossed 
 
Oh, don't ya think there's a place for us, 
Right across the street 
Don't ya think there's a place for you, 
In between the sheets